Since my last post on being a mom was popular...that is popular to me (I know, I don't have many followers, but hey, I'm working on that.)....I'm going to try to be funny again. ;) Let's see if it's a hit or miss.
You know you are a mom if:
-you have entire loads of laundry that are just pink...no not brights, just pink. (sorry moms of boys, I only have girls)
-you declare that a bath in the middle of the day because someone had a poo-poo accident the only bath your child needs that day- and count it lucky that it wasn't outside and didn't involve a hose.
-the only songs you sing in the car consist of some variation polly wolly doogle and hot cross buns. Oh and you can do hand movements to them too.
-your alone time to collect your thoughts consist of the ten minutes you have in the shower...that is if you got a shower and if your toddler hasn't figured out how to open the door.
-you heart's desire is a fence for your backyard for obvious reasons.
-you realize you've been walking around all morning with your shirt buttoned incorrectly after you nursed the baby...and you wonder how many people saw you like that and didn't tell you.
-you have whole conversations about batgirl and Mr. Peanut, while sitting next to the potty.
-you speak fluent toddler-ese.
-you love the term washable- no seriously, WASHABLE has to be my favorite word!!
As usual, still the best job in the world...but a funny one too. Hope this one was at least a little funny. ;)